BRATISLAVA, SLOVAKIA
The contrasts within this small city are exactly what bug me most about tourism. As I walk from the train station and see the crumbling facades of buildings, I think I'm in for a real Eastern deal, so to speak, rather than the Western grandeur and restoration prevalent in so many touristic places. As I find my way to the old town, however, I see no crumbling facades, only affluence and restaurants three times the price of those on the outskirts of town. However, it's here in the centre that the locals are friendliest, unlike at the train station where I experience some of the worst customer service of all time! I do feel some sympathy for the staff in that they have to put up with arrogance of certain tourists who let it be known how annoying it is to have to change their Euros into 'this strange currency' or exclaim that 'there's nothing to do in this godforsaken town!'. Still, it's no excuse for blatant rudeness.
As much as I dislike the globalisation of tourism (another bloody Tesco supermarket! Another 'Billa'! The golden arches of McDevastation and Coca-Colonisation signs everywhere I look!), I am the first one to admit that this is exactly why busking has been able to fund my travels. I have only one day to busk here and it proves to be hugely successful. I go (of course!) to the touristic centre and make about 15 Euro in local currency but also 30 Euro in actual Euro, which is more than enough for my train ticket to Krakow, two nights accomodation and some good vegie food. Thanks here must go to one yellow shirted fellow who I'll never see again and who, sly as anything, slipped a crisp blue twenty euro note in my case while I was looking the other way. He didn't even look back when I called 'Yaa Kwee yem! (thanks!)' to his back.
Good times in Bratislava:
Two men, on a cycling trip from Paris to Istanbul stop and talk to me, and after comparing modes of travel they reckon mine must be harder than theirs! Though I would disagree...
A little girl with some front teeth missing and pink sunglasses keeps scooting back and forth on her shiny new scooter, getting closer and closer to my case every time. We smile at each other as her parents relax in the Saturday sun.
A bunch of local yobs walk past and seem quietened by the Joni Mitchell tune I am playing - enough to share the shrapnel in their jeans pockets with me anyway, before a rough 'Ahoy!' (goodday) upon departure. Bogans! They're all heart on the inside!
Yet another guy - Italian - tells me he saw me busking in Budapest! What is this - some kind of wierd conspiracy?
But I save my favourite busking story for last.
I've been singing maybe two or three songs when a young gothic looking girl shyly approaches me. Her English is slow and heavily accented, but she tells me her name is Andy and she's been working not twenty metres away in a busy market stall. She's 16, is studying animation and English at high school and also learning the guitar. We talk about all of these things for a while before she invites me for a soft drink after work. I agree, and as the next hour passes she brings up both her mum and her 11 year old sister to meet me, who happen to be passing by her stall, so by the time I'm politely told to clear off by two policewomen at around 3 p.m I feel like I'm part of the family almost.
We meet at 7.15 that night and she buys me an icecream and I discover she's into heavy metal! It's nice to spend time with her and her sister for an hour, we sit and try to have conversations in stilted English while her sister takes photographs of us. Andy gives me a picture she drew for me that afternoon and we hug goodbye after I promise her a place to stay even if it takes her 5-10 years to visit New Zealand.
After I find I'm not officially allowed to busk in the centrum I don't feel the need to spend another day in the city. The guy in my room snores something chronic anyway, so not 24 hours later I find myself on yet another train to another new country. Must have been that 11 days I spent in Budapest that's got me so eager to keep moving - so it's I go, to search for the craic in the Polish city of Krakow.

